Saturday, March 04, 2006

Number 1: Funeral for Friend(s)

They had a funeral for their friend, who died in action.

The Mayan priest spoke beautifully...

and kept their attention.

The palbearers carried the body...

with Confucious leading the way,

until tragedy...


struck!


The warriors gathered around Confucious, blaming him for the faux pas. They encircled him...


while the priest and the knight said a prayer for their now-open-casketed friend.

The Roman soldier kicked Confucious in the head...

killing him.

So, they buried Confucious, too.

"I wonder what 'Confucious say' about that!" quipped Aristotle.

No one laughed.


THE END
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